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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win


blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


panic/anxiety attack 

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.


I have curly hair when long, and spikey when short. My favorite color is blue. I have broad shoulders and narrow hips. Who am I?
whatisadvice

You are…. not on anon >.


There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button. 

laugh-addict:

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gifted4music:

Why. Why would you ever write this for flute. Do you think I have magic pinkies? Pinkies akin to bassoon thumbs?

gifted4music:

Why. Why would you ever write this for flute. Do you think I have magic pinkies? Pinkies akin to bassoon thumbs?


instrumentastrology:

Music major? More like binge eating at 2 AM because your free time is spent practicing and the dining hall closes at 7:30.


starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable


cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image


micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


Gatsby quote yo holla
◥ Anonymous ◤

Yeaaah Gatsby leggooo


i'm ginger, i've got curly hair, i'm dating a mutual follower, i'm a feminist, and i know a couple of people that you know
◥ Anonymous ◤

Wow… Ummm I’m really not sure :( I’m sorry! Who is it?